Teru Talk Newsletter

Volume III, Issue 13, April 1, 2013 

Teru Talk by Michael Theroux (pronounced "Terú")  

With the rampant availability of New Projects in the Waste Conversion sector, we thought it might be helpful to share just a few of the many Interviews we've been on recently. Here's a sampling, excerpted from Teru's Daily Life:

Intergalactic Waste, Inc.

Looking like nothing more than an unrestrained blob of Lime Jell-O (with a tie), the Obfustican motioned to something resembling a chair:

“Alright, Mr. Teru, thank you for beaming up for this interview today. You are aware of our conglomerate’s efforts to turn your planet’s used "nappies" (baby diapers) into 10th  generation trans-space fuels using advanced transmogrification. You have indicated that you are interested in assisting with our commercialization with strategic planning and development, and have experience with the Commerce Clause. As you know, there have been recent attempts to stop intergalactic bulk waste transport. How can you personally assist our endeavors?”

Termites R Us, Associated

A spokes-bug for the Swarm stepped onto the tiny platform they’d setup in front of the human-sized megaphone, wriggled antennae in preparation, and presented their difficulty:

“As you know by now, Mr. Teru, our Wood Deconstruction Association represents all races of North American termites. We are under extreme pressure these days to Give It Up for the greater good of biofuels, with our economy being gutted for science so to speak. We consider our wood breakdown intestinal flora to be proprietary, and are seeking patent protection. Governmental researchers have in our opinion been practicing industrial piracy and have forcefully obtained samples of our precious formula, a painful procedure at best. Can you provide guidance?”

Redwoods-to-Biodiesel Corporation .

Standing at an impressive 13 foot, the Blue Ox spoke for his company's co-founder Mr. Bunyan, who lounged against a near-by stump:

“We have been slicing and dicing these Big Trees long before it was no longer fashionable. You claim to have a broad knowledge of AgroForestry, and an understanding of the complexities surrounding use of a National Symbol to make more biodiesel to fuel our logging trucks so we can receive Global Certification to sustainably harvest more trees. Mr. Teru, we’d like to popularize the concept of conversion of the public’s redwoods for our fuel supply and feel you can assist us. What's the reach of your News Service?"

MicroTD Conversion Ltd .

Against the back-drop of a veritable Tsunami of Trash coming in at an alarming 40,000 tons per day, every day, the new company was convinced they had the Only True Answer:

"This pocket-sized Thermal Discombobulator converts precisely One Pound of any form of mixed municipal solid waste into a combustible vapor, a form as you know Mr. Teru, is quite acceptable within the fuel systems of most advanced hyper-hybrid defragulator-equipped vehicles. Now that there are at least three such cars on the road and more coming every day, we hope to equip everyone in this Metropolis with their very own TD unit. Zip-zap, and our trash problems are solved (mind your fingers there, son). So, when can you start?"

Our global Waste Conversion future's so bright, I gotta wear tinted Safety Goggles!